so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur