10 year old me: wow i wish my period would start then i'll be a real girl
me now: take my uterus someone please oh god no more
drunkonstevphen: This man is beyond words.
Top three reasons why I wish I was a guy:
omgitslingling: I don’t have to give birth to a watermelon and break my motherfucking vagina I don’t have to get punched in the uterus every fucking month and want to kill over I don’t have to shave basically every fucking inch on my body
aesopy: i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
Someone: Wow you got fat
Me: Wow who stabbed u in the face with that knife?